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Poll, second try

I apologize, only registered users can take the poll. It does log your username, but only I see it. I reduced it to the author question.
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Poll #2036533 Who is the author?

Who do you think writes this blog?

Corrine.
1(100.0%)
Who? This is my first visit.
0(0.0%)
DK/DC (I don't know and I don't care)
0(0.0%)
This again? Can you focus on writing the blog, instead of who writes it?
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Someone else, I don't want to comment.
0(0.0%)
Please see my comment.
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Alfred, the pet rock.
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"lostthekey on instagram. I mean it's not like she would lie to us. Usernames are pretty unique, not many people use the same one." ~bitterflygurl42~
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I have a better humorous comment below.
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Edit:
Oh wow, so I can take my own poll? Nah, I already gave a hint and it's not the only one. I should have done this earlier.

An optional poll

This poll has two seperate parts. One is to understand readers better. The other is to understand how you all see the blog. WARNING there is a little mild swearing in the authorship answers. It might be less appropriate for minors than I realize, so have parents review it or review it for anyone under 18 as needed.

Poll #2036376 About you...

You are...

Under 18
0(0.0%)
19-25
0(0.0%)
26-35
0(0.0%)
36-45
0(0.0%)
46-55
0(0.0%)
56-65
0(0.0%)
Over 65
0(0.0%)
A lady (or gentleman never tells)
0(0.0%)

You love...

Fiction
0(0.0%)
Non-fiction
0(0.0%)
Facebook
0(0.0%)
Stigma busting
0(0.0%)
Psychology
0(0.0%)
Memes
0(0.0%)
Why isn't this like Vellocent?
0(0.0%)
Gossip
0(0.0%)
Internet legends
0(0.0%)
Creating blog content
0(0.0%)
History
0(0.0%)
Autobiographies
0(0.0%)
Cake
0(0.0%)
Internet history
0(0.0%)
Stories
0(0.0%)
Drama
0(0.0%)
Comedy
0(0.0%)
Sharing blog content
0(0.0%)

You read...

Medical jargon all day.
0(0.0%)
Other jargon all day
0(0.0%)
The dictionary for fun
0(0.0%)
Philosophy
0(0.0%)
Answers to questions!
0(0.0%)
Wait, this isn't just a bunch of gifs, quotes, links, and memes
0(0.0%)
The comics
0(0.0%)
The news
0(0.0%)
Blogs, writing exclusively.
0(0.0%)
The 🐱 ran away from the 🐶. The 🐄 jumped over the 🌚 (writing with pictures)
0(0.0%)
Quotes.
0(0.0%)
Quiz results.
0(0.0%)
Menús
0(0.0%)
Medical advice for schizoaffectives
0(0.0%)
Sociology books
0(0.0%)
Interactive fiction
0(0.0%)
Read? Why with tv and video games?
0(0.0%)

Education

Enrolled in k-12 or working on GED
0(0.0%)
High school or GED
0(0.0%)
some college or in college
0(0.0%)
associates degree
0(0.0%)
Bachlors degree
0(0.0%)
Some graduate work or in grad school
0(0.0%)
Gradute level degree or PHD.
0(0.0%)

What did I miss writing this on seroquel at midnight?



Poll #2036377 Authorship

Who is the real author?

Corrine, I mean she logs in and has proof. Her name is right there. It's her autobiography for fork's sake...
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How can it be Corrine? I'm not buying it. Those have to be forgeries. That has to be plagerism. You know what else... And that poor girl is crying, Corrine is such a bitch. I can't believe I trusted her...
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Stop dragging me into this debate please, at this point I really don't care anymore.
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I honestly don't care, what happened to the content?
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Really?!
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I've followed lost_the_key a long time, if Corrine says it's hers, it must be hers. I mean who else could it be?
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I remember that lostthekey instagram account a long time, how are the two not related? I remember the love story about lostthekey and her girlfriend mister the sister.
0(0.0%)
I've followed lost_the_key a long time and I think it's someone else.
0(0.0%)
I need some proof, meet me at the Auraria campus ...
0(0.0%)
See comments.
0(0.0%)

Now that's settled...How about the content?

More stories and memories.
0(0.0%)
More essays
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More philosophy
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More art, more icons, better layout...
0(0.0%)
More fiction
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More poetry.
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I don't care, it's your blog.
0(0.0%)
See comments
0(0.0%)
More stigma busting
0(0.0%)
More mental health focused.
0(0.0%)
More drama.
0(0.0%)
More personal accounts of your day anonymized.
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More personal accounts of your day with names, pictures, home addresses...where do you live now btw? Can I see your ip? (um, no)
0(0.0%)
I don't care, as long as it's not about me.
0(0.0%)
Why isn't there more content about how awesome I am?
0(0.0%)
More emotive work.
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More descriptive creative writing.
0(0.0%)

I think this blog is...

A true story about a girl with a real mental illness.
0(0.0%)
Funny.
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Deep.
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Pure fiction.
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I'm not sure yet.
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I've never read it and I see no content, how am I supposed to know?
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Don't U no schizofrenics have multiple personalities? Your sew stoopid, I'm crazier than U...
0(0.0%)
A work of genius. (ah gee thanks).
0(0.0%)
It's sloppy, poorly written, garbage, by an undereducated fool. Leave the writing to experts. (I'm kidding).
0(0.0%)
It's sloppy, poorly written, garbage, by an undereducated fool. Leave the writing to experts. (I'm serious).
0(0.0%)
Go study English, edit ruthlessly, then ask me.
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Shallow.
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Annoying.
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A literary masterpiece.
0(0.0%)

Will you be back (1 tomorrow, 5 in a month, 10 never again)?

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5
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7
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8
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9
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10
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Seriously?!

Really?!
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No.
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Yes.
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Yes of course, can't you tell how serious I am :)
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Stop wasting my time with your sloppy unedited writing. I don't blog and I'm a literary genius (this is a serious answer).
0(0.0%)
Stop being so hard on yourself, it's okay, you're venting and learning.
0(0.0%)
Stop wasting my time with your sloppy unedited writing. I don't blog and I'm a literary genius (I'm kidding).
0(0.0%)

Anything else?

How long have you known of, read, or followed lost_the_key?

It's my first visit
0(0.0%)
A week.
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A month.
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Several months.
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A year or longer.
0(0.0%)
Under 5 years.
0(0.0%)
Over 5 years.
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Under a decade, it was renamed?!
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Over a decade (isn't that right chocolat_muse?)
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Since the beginning.
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Oh please, I remember you on studentcenter, isn't that right bluevellocent? What studentcenter is gone? Nooooo.
0(0.0%)
What's studentcenter? I remember your deadjournal, right bluevellocent?
0(0.0%)

Finally it's over.

Good.
0(0.0%)
NoOoooooO.
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>(oo)< O.o
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Thank you for your input! Let me know if you have any issues. Please remember another person reads your comments and she might not get the joke. Writing or content suggestions welcome.

Oh I forgot politics under interests. Oops, don't worry the political posts are too important to stop.

It's late and I'm so tired...sorry if it's bad or boring...

Link of the day

Marriage to a schizophrenic

I had flash backs when he mentioned a few things. The way he said it was good, to us these things are really happening; there is no distinction between reality and fantasy. I read some entries years later on twice as much medication and it is amazing how real it felt at the time (okay, I still think the matrix is plausible, at least as an analogy).

nothing

You were expecting an entry maybe? Sorry *hides*